Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
ALTI am here on a lovely suburban street
Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:
It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger
may I please have more context?
Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer
how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?
Unknown. I'll provide updates if I ever figure it out
Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:
- Sex
Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:
- Sex
- Holding hands
- Bizarre misunderstandings
- Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing
- The author’s unaddressed traumas
- Found family
- Plausible explanations for existing plot holes
- Additional plot holes
- Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology
- Tax evasion
- Gender
- Very bad puns
What fanfic often removes from the source material:
- All beds except one
just got beat up by a bunch of monks no not the ones that are cool and fight eachother it was the boring ones yeah i said that to them thats why they beat me up
they tonsured your ass didn't they
Yeah and my head too unfortunately